{"id":291343,"date":"2016-09-08T15:51:33","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T19:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rael.org\/?p=291343"},"modified":"2021-01-09T16:01:18","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T21:01:18","slug":"i-guess-even-doctors-who-perform-circumcisions-need-a-way-to-practice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noproxy.rael.org\/pl\/i-guess-even-doctors-who-perform-circumcisions-need-a-way-to-practice\/","title":{"rendered":"I guess even doctors who perform circumcisions need a way to practice\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
RAEL\u2019S COMMENT:<\/strong><\/span><\/h5>\n
Everybody should protest to Amazon and boycott if they keep it.<\/strong><\/span><\/h5>\n

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If there\u2019s a list of things no one should ever buy off of Amazon, I\u2019m almost positive this item is somewhere near the top.<\/p>\n

Obviously, this is intended for medical professionals and not the creepy old man next door. But let\u2019s note a few things.<\/p>\n

1) This product is \u201cWhite\u201d but the only other similar option the company sells on Amazon is \u201cMedium.\u201d I\u2019ll let you all write your own jokes for that one.<\/p>\n

2) A different company sells \u201cDark.\u201d It\u2019s much more expensive.<\/p>\n

3) You have to read the \u201cCustomer Questions & Answers\u201d part of the page. It\u2019s full of gems like this one:<\/p>\n

Question: We are expecting our first born next month, do I need a medical license? or can I go pro like Abraham?<\/p>\n

Answer: Hi, We do not recommend performing any medical procedures unless you are a medical professional. Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.<\/p>\n

4) Even the reviews are worthwhile. Like this one from a person who gave the product only one star:<\/p>\n

The one good thing I can say about it is there is no face, no pleading eyes to look into, as you ignore every humane instinct and force your scalpel through the baby\u2019s genitals.<\/p>\n

5) If you need more practice, the same company sells refills.<\/p>\n

6) There are no female models sold. In case you were wondering just how cruel this would get.<\/p>\n

7) There\u2019s a five year warranty. Just in case something goes horribly, horribly wrong. Even though that also describes what would happen if everything went exactly as planned.<\/p>\n

8) This would make a horrible baby shower gift.<\/p>\n

I Guess Even Doctors Who Perform Circumcisions Need a Way to Practice…<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n